Ever have to have everything just so? Does your culinary professor make Gordon Ramsay seem like a teddy bear?

Well how about The Obsessive Chef’s cutting board.

From the Foodiggity Shop’s web site

“Do you obsess over the accuracy of your juliennes and batonnets? Or perhaps you’re a culinary student whose chef instructor doesn’t tolerate uneven brunoises? Then, The Obsessive Chef Cutting Board is here to help.

Part kitchen tool, part OCD-encourager, the cutting board includes guides for the most important cuts. And it should help impress your dinner guests with your knife skills, or to avoid getting yelled at in French.”